Thursday, July 26, 2012

Blank Chick Chronicles!!! Volume 6


I have had the chance to see some interesting things over this summer and I just dawned on me that unfortunately, blank Chicks run in packs – for the most part. They get dressed up in their summer’s best clothing and hit the jazz concerts, the beach, the amusement parks, the malls and man it’s like an all-star comedic review. If I could get paid for the number of blank Chicks running around in packs, I would open up a blank Chick rehab center and send these females into treatment. There would be no forms to fill out, I would drive around in a van and just pick them up, blindfold them and take them to the treatment facility. I have crew of Real Women waiting to tutoring and mentor them and provide them new lifestyle skills on everything from how to dress and put on makeup to carrying themselves as a respectable lady and still get the right man for them all at the same time.

If you don’t know my mantra by now, I shall say it again for you, “You don’t have to be a blank Chick all your life!” I really know this to be true, you can walk away from your blank Chick ways and you, especially, don’t have to run in a pack. Come on, you’ve seen them...they all look desperate and hungry, hunting for a man with too much makeup on, enough perfume to make you sick to your stomach as they gallop by you with raunchy clothes, jewelry and hooker hills to match. But there is something that you will notice about these women if you pay close attention – there is one who is the loudest and most dominate, she is the pack leader. She is the most outrageous of them all and she controls the movements of the others. She stands out because she is the one that demands to be the center of attention and he minions are often people who kiss her ass and live by her words. Now you wouldn’t consider her a blank Chick in most cases, most would call her the boss Chick or an alpha-female but you got it wrong. This woman is the most insecure in the bunch and controlling the other women or having other women around her with low self-esteem and low self-worthy just help to make her feel better about her blank Chick-ness. She needs people to co-sign her raggedy viewpoint on life, those that will offer no opposition and those that will allow her to continue down the road of being a true blank Chick. She is most likely the one that cannot be saved; the others have some potential for rescue. Which leads me to the other end of the spectrum; you will also find the woman in waiting. This young lady just hasn’t found her voice but she is the one that really doesn’t fit in the pack but because she hasn’t met the right woman to take her under her wing and remove her from the pack, she just sits back and rolls with the group. This is the one that can be saved from a life of mistake after mistake with friends and lovers. She is more to herself than the rest and would rather be in the background instead of up front and center. Unfortunate for her, she has aligned herself with the wrong group of women and she hasn’t found a way to break free – this is the woman that I usually try to befriend and offer her the option of moving out of the blank Chick crew and into her own womanhood with the ability to stand on her own two feet with friends or without, with a partner or without. I help her get in touch with her true self and leave those blank Chicks alone.

So these is my challenge to all the REAL WOMEN out there, go out and observe blank Chick packs; look for the two women that I just described. Grab the lady in waiting and offer her your mentorship but when you do be ready for the pack leader to approach you with some random bullshit. Challenging her will only lead to her blank Chick antics to go into full swing and being a woman of character you don’t want to have to slap the hell out of her and lose yourself for a moment to blank Chick thinking. Simply handle her ass with tack and class and she will back down because your strength will out shine her weakness but if she wants to take it to the streets on you do what you have to do!

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